Posts Tagged ‘tony stewart’

Prepping for an Awkward Weekend Gathering

Here we are, Saturday morning, I’ve been lounging, reading the paper, catching some morning cartoons and realized that I’m supposed to go to a Kentucky Derby party today. The invitation says, “Don your seersucker, your Derby hats and pastels. We expect Colonel Sanders to abound!” First of all, I’m not quite sure what that means. [...]

There’s Only Room for One Jay Cutler in this Town

There are two Jay Cutlers. One is the dainty little Commodore turned Bronco who puts a few good years under his belt and thinks he’s the sheriff of the wild AFC West. The other is this man: Jay Cutler the Football Player is a weiner. 6’5″, 225. Laughable. The Real Jay Cutler is 5’9″, 310 [...]