Posts Tagged ‘CubicleGM’

Weak Side Late Assignment: The Rest of You Are Fools

Whoa, CubicleGM still exists.  I almost forgot.  Hopefully you haven’t gone too far.  Like Gideon, I returned from the halfway glorious, halfway downright out-of-control city of New Orleans yesterday after about seven separate flight cancellations on U.S. Airways, my new favorite for least favorite company in America.  The interesting part is that we didn’t intend [...]

Whatchu Starin’ At, Abyss?

Hey gang, it’s Friday of that week in between the football playoffs and the Super Bowl, and you know what that means: There’s very little in the sporting world to care about!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The NBA announced their All Star team reserves this week, which is really only significant because Josh Smith was snubbed and Gerald [...]

The Fax of Life: Poopin’

My ten-year high school reunion will occur sometime next year, bringing with it various significances. Naturally, the first and foremost is that it will mark a decade of my life without a dishwasher. Since graduating high school I have washed damn near every dish I’ve ever eaten off of. The amount of dishwashing I do [...]

The Cube Book Review: Shooting Stars by LeBron James and Buzz Bissinger

I would like to say I go to St. Vincent for the fine academics, but that would not be true. I go there to play basketball with three friends who have become my brothers, Little Dru and Sian and Willie. From the opening page of the prologue, you know the story of LeBron James and [...]

NFL Oh-Nine Previews: AFC East

Back when Smokey and I were doing our own thang at the Sports Brethren, we would double-team a weekly post about every Carolina Panthers game. We might not see eye-to-eye on everything, but we always brung the heat and the passion in our weekly chronicles of the NFL’s greatest team. Here at the Cube, we’re [...]

Smokey’s Potpourri

The suspenders are on. Let’s King Thing this bitch up. -Over the past few years there’s been an influx of Bills fans in my social stratosphere. These are a curious lot; they tend to be realists and pessimists. They’ve mastered the art of the shrug and eye roll, which is why they’re the perfect fans [...]

Assassins to Watch, Bred in the Best City in the South

The NBA’s Summer League got off to its inoncuous start this past week. Not usually terribly fan-friendly for most followers of the League — or at least not a very meaningful exercise in fandom — this year has proven to be no exception, as only 21 of the 30 NBA franchises have actually fielded a [...]

Spanning the Spectrum

There’s a perfectly logical reason why Sarah Palin would quit at the beginning of a holiday. You dump news you want no one to care about on the Friday before a long weekend. I know I certainly didn’t. While the governor of the largest state in the US was quitting, I was in the middle [...]

Smokey’s Potpourri

Salutations, internet. I planned on doing this big ol’ piece comparing my rise through the ranks of life and Hollywood with that of Adam Morrison, but life throws a wikid curveball sometimes and you, dear reader, get to be the lucky recipient of my mind drivel. Without further ado, here be a potpourri of the [...]