My 1995 – 1996 NBA Squad Game

One of the motivations to create CubicleGM was the frequency of sports related emails that arrived and left my inbox on a weekly basis.  Everything from the ‘Have you seen this story yet?’ to ‘How many of the ’96 Seattle Mariners can you name?’.  The first still come through the inbox, while the second are often sent as links that to the amazingness that is Sporcle.com.  A great one came from one-time CubicleGM writer Kevin.  You are creating a team for the ’95-’96 NBA season – who is on the squad?  The rules:

1. No more than 2 of the periods greats on the team.  Jordan, Shaq, Malone, Pippen, and Stockton isn’t a legit squad.

2.  At least 10 dudes on the squad, who together averaged no more than 110 points during the season.

3.  Make the youngsters relatively real.  Kobe, Garnett, Rasheed Wallace, and Antonio McDyess cant all be on your squad.

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Quickly spinning around the league in 10-15 minutes here is what I came up with.  Unabashedly, I love my squad.  I wish they could have played together and it isn’t even an unfathomable team.  They probably wouldn’t have toppled Jordan and his crew, but they would have been a good team and REAL fun to watch.

Coach: George Karl

Starters:

F: Dennis Rodman

F: Sean Kemp

F: Penny Hardaway

G: Jeff Hornacek

G: Mookie Blalock

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Whatchu Starin’ At, Abyss?

longass journeyMid- to late-February

Hey gang, it’s Friday of that week in between the football playoffs and the Super Bowl, and you know what that means: There’s very little in the sporting world to care about!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The NBA announced their All Star team reserves this week, which is really only significant because Josh Smith was snubbed and Gerald Wallace became the first Bobcat to ever appear in the ASG. Other than that, really old people are reminding us that pitchers and catchers return in 97 days, and the NCAA is playing hot potato with the #1 ranking.

As such, this is the perfect time to reflect on the little things in life. Having personally felt the pang of the recession, this is an area I feel I’m somewhat well-versed in. So, without further ado, here’s a guide to filling the gaping maw that is Late Winter, cuz after the Super Bowl there’s very little to care about for long stretches of time. Continue reading →

NFL Playoff Picks: Conference Championship Round

Disclaimer: These picks are one writer’s views that should not be used for actual gambling purposes.  I don’t say this because I’m anti-gambling, I’m all for it, I say this because I don’t want you to lose a bunch of money and swear off this site forever.

Ok, some quick thoughts on the games this week.  Partly because I’ve been out of town and partly because in depth analysis has gotten me to 1-7 so far this postseason.

New York Jets at Indianapolis Colts

Will we see a repeat of Week 16?

Another rematch for the Jets against a team that laid down against them late in the season.  No one in Indianapolis needs to be reminded of how the Colts abandoned perfection in order to rest up for the postseason, and the Jets took advantage.

There is no mystery about how the Jets have progressed this far in the postseason, their run game and their defense.  The Jets should run the ball for the majority of the game, as the Colts ranked 24th during the regular season in run defense, allowing 126.5 yards per game.

The defensive game plan, however, might need to change.  The Jets have been successful by blitzing, but Peyton Manning was sacked just 10 times during the regular season.  His offensive line gives him time, and when the blitz comes, Manning takes advantage of the 1-on-1 coverage.  He will likely need to avoid Reggie Wayne, who will be spending the day on Revis Island, but will have Dallas Clark, Pierre Garcon, Austin Collie and others in man coverage if (or when) the Jets do continue blitzing.

Bottom Line: The Colts defeated the Ravens last week, a team with Jets coach Rex Ryan’s fingerprints all over it.  If the Colts employ the same gameplan, run successfully, and keep Peyton Manning upright, we should see a similar result.  Plus, I’ve gone against the Jets twice, why not keep up the streak?

The Pick: Indianapolis (-8)

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Weak Side Late Assignment: The South Done Rose

you know it, boys

Mickey: If you look around the sports landscape these here days, you have no choice but to come to one conclusion: the South is much better at the sports that matter than any other region.

Disclaimer: We are, of course, referring to the South in the most 21st Century War of Northern Aggression ways. Central Virginia is at its highest point on the eastern seaboard, the Mississippi River is as far west as it goes; Northern Virginia/DC is not the South.

NFL: Since 2002 and the new divisional structure, the NFC South has put more teams in the NFC Championship game than any other division (6). The NFC East likes to talk a big game, but really, it’s just adorable they think they’re better. Continue reading →

NFL Playoff Picks: Divisional Round

Disclaimer: These picks are one writer’s views that should not be used for actual gambling purposes.  I don’t say this because I’m anti-gambling, I’m all for it, I say this because I don’t want you to lose a bunch of money and swear off this site forever (as evidenced by last week).

In chronological order…

SATURDAY

Arizona Cardinals at New Orleans Saints

The Saints will be seeing a lot of Fitz...

I’ll tell you one thing about this game, you could put the over/under at 57 and I wouldn’t have a problem taking the over.  Believe it or not, that’s actually the line.  That should tell you something about what the experts think this game will be, a repeat of Arizona’s win over Green Bay last week.  The other three over-under lines this week currently range between 42 and 45.5, so this game is predicted to have two more touchdowns than the others.  Basically, what I’m getting at is, ignore the defenses and go with which team you think will score more points (or have the ball last).

Even with their no-show in Week 17, the Saints led the NFL in total offense this year, as they were the only team to average over 400 yards per game (403.8).  If you didn’t follow the Saints this year, you might think they were pass heavy with Drew Brees, but in reality were very balanced, 4th in pass yards per game and 6th in rush yards per game.  The Cardinals had a very difficult time stopping anyone last week, but particularly Aaron Rodgers (422 pass yards), so if they focus on Brees they could be hurt by the Saints’ running game.

One part of that running game could be a big difference maker this week, and that is Reggie Bush.  Bush appears to be recovered from a knee injury that sidelined him earlier this season, and is back to making explosive plays out of the backfield.  If the Cardinals send blitzers to try and disrupt Brees’ big play ability, look for screens and dump-offs to Bush so he can try to work in space.  The Cardinals will have their hands full this weekend.

There is one major intangible factor which could help decide the game: momentum.  The Cardinals are coming off a huge emotional win over an opponent that thrashed them in Week 17, while the Saints didn’t even play their starters in Week 17 and have lost 3 straight since starting the season 13-0.  Whether the Saints are rested or rusty will have a big impact on this game, something to be weary of if you want to pick them.  Rusty or rested though, do not underestimate the homefield advantage provided by the Superdome and their fans that have never been to a Super Bowl.

Another key, similar to Arizona’s last game, will be the turnover battle.  Green Bay led the NFL in turnover differential, yet Arizona won the battle last week 3 to 1.  The Saints’ defense has thrived on turnovers this year, forcing the second most in the league with 39, and returning 8 of them for touchdowns.  If the Saints can get to Kurt Warner early, much like the Cardinals did to Aaron Rodgers last week; it will put them in a great position to win.

Bottom Line: If you are going to pick an underdog in the playoffs, you have to think they can win the game.  I’m not 100% sure that Arizona can pull it off, but like I said at the top, I think the team who scores last wins, and with a 7-point spread, that’s enough for me to take the Cardinals and the points.

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Were the Pats Just Tooling Up for 2010 or Beyond?

Lets Try It Again Next Year Fellas

Just like that, a mere minutes into yesterday’s playoff game, an uninspired Pats season unofficially came to an end.  Obviously the official end came once the clock struck 0:00 of the fourth quarter, but at no point this season did the Pats show they could handle adversity, that they could come back from a deficit, or that they could play at a consistently high level; thus it was over with circa 8:00 minutes to go in the 1st quarter.  Its not specifically a fault of the team in any inherent way, they simply weren’t as good as previous teams, and more importantly, weren’t as good as the other AFC contenders.  I actually wonder if the Pats (front office and eventually players) realized this was a retooling year.  In reality they may have simply achieved; neither under nor over.

The season started very sinisterly, first by trading Richard Seymour to Oakland for a future #1 and then by barely squeaking out a gift wrapped victory over a poor (middling?) Bills team a mere days later in week 1.  Brady magically led them to that week 1 victory and many of the teams flaws were hidden by snagging a win.

The next 7 games were a microcosm (can a little under half the season be a microcosm, or would that be a cosm?) of the Pats season.  Up and down against the good teams (beat a healthy Falcons teams playing their best ball of the season, and pull off a win over the undefeated Ravens; losses to the Jets and Broncos) and wins against their inferior opponents (Tennessee, Tampa, and Miami at home).  Heading into the Colts game the Pats were 6-2, but in reality not a consistent team that proved they could hang with the league’s best.   The Sunday night game in Indy was their measuring stick.  A team that has consistently been among the best in the league wants to win championships, not division titles.  Even though they hung with the Colts, and by all accounts could/should have won the game, they didn’t.  They left everything they had on the field that night, played as complete a game as they could, led with the ball in the last two minutes, and still lost.  The team knew they weren’t Superbowl contenders; the team knew it wasn’t their year.

The season ended much like it began, with the Pats beating the inferior teams and losing to the solid teams (New Orleans, at Miami).  Coming into the playoffs the Pats knew that to even get to the Superbowl would require wins at Indy and San Diego, and that’s assuming they beat a very good Ravens team.  The team wasn’t up to the test, and were totally demolished Sunday.  Thinking on the season brought me back to week 2 or 3, when chatting American Football with a coworker, I told him that I thought Belichick may have seen the 2009 season as a rebuilding year.  He (a Bills fan) of course gave me some ‘Of course a New England would say that’ comment, but answer me these questions:

  1. Did Belichick trade Seymour knowing that even with him the team wasn’t a championship contender, snagging value for him while he could?
  2. Did Belichick realize that knee injuries, and specifically torn ACLs, take more than a year to recovery fully and that Brady wouldn’t be back too full strength until well into the 2009 season?
  3. Was it probable the team could make the playoffs with a mediocre team, while still retooling for the future?
  4. Did the team catch on to this, lead to Moss taking a few halves off, several players showing up late to practice, amongst other mid-season dramas usually unknown to Belichick teams?
  5. Did all of this culminate in a miserable performance Sunday?

Its plausible; either way the playoffs march on sans Pats.  Either way ‘In Belichick We Trust’.  Either way, New England turns it attention to Josh Beckett, Kevin Youkilis, and Dustin Pedroia with a mere 6 weeks (and plenty of great football) separating us from Spring Training.

NFL Playoff Picks: Wild Card Round

Disclaimer: These picks are one writer’s views that should not be used for actual gambling purposes.  I don’t say this because I’m anti-gambling, I’m all for it, I say this because I don’t want you to lose a bunch of money and swear off this site forever.

SATURDAY

New York Jets at Cincinnati Bengals

In the first of three Week 17 rematches, this is the only one to change location from this past Sunday.  In Week 17, the Jets had everything to play for, needing a win to secure a playoff berth in the final game of the regular season.  The Bengals were the opposite, already having wrapped up the AFC North division title with no chance of a first round bye.  So I’m not going to read much into the Jets’ 37-0 blowout win on Sunday.

There are a few major factors which could decide this game.  The Jets need to stick with what they do best, which is their running game and their defense.  The Jets were No. 1 in the NFL with 2,756 rushing yards this season (164 more than the Tennessee Titans), and No. 1 in the league in total defense, as their 4,037 yards allowed were over 500 yards fewer than the No. 2 Green Bay Packers.  If the Jets can control the ball with their running game and limit the work of rookie QB Mark Sanchez, they will have a chance.

He might not be clapping in Cinci...

While the Jets have been great on defense, Cincinnati is no slouch in that respect either.  The Bengals were No. 4 in total defense, and had the third most INTs in the AFC with 19 on the season.  The Bengals should look to force Sanchez (12 TDs and 20 INTs this season) into mistakes on the road.  The Bengals D is one of the best at holding opponents to short-yardage plays, so if they can sit back and wait for the Jets’ rookie to slip up, they will be able to create opportunities.

Bottom Line: I cannot talk myself into taking a rookie QB on the road in his playoff debut, especially one from Southern California playing in 21 degree snowy weather.

The Pick: Cincinnati (-3) Continue reading →

10 Storylines for the NFL Postseason

Pretty awesome picture, right?

After 17 grueling weeks, the NFL playoffs are finally here.  The regular season brought us some great games, and some absolutely terrible ones, but the slates are wiped clean for the 12 teams which survived to play postseason football.  Before we get to the weekly playoff picks which will debut later this week, let’s take a look at 10 intriguing postseason storylines which we’ll be keeping an eye on.  In no particular order….

1.  Where are the Broncos and Giants?

The Denver Broncos were the surprise team of the first half of the year, winning their first six games despite the Jay Cutler fiasco, Brandon Marshall suspension, and brand new head coach.  However things went sour after their bye, as they were blown out by Baltimore for their first loss of the year, which started the first of their two four-game losing streaks to finish at 8-8 and become just the third team to start 6-0 and finish out of the playoff picture.

When the New York Giants started at 5-0, no one was surprised and some anointed them as the team to beat in the NFC.  Then they rolled into New Orleans and were blown out by the Saints, lost five of their next six and never recovered, their playoff hopes ultimately being extinguished in a 41-9 blowout (at home) by the Carolina Panthers. Continue reading →

NFL Power Rankings: Week 17

The perfect season might be gone, but the Colts are still on top

Welcome to the Week 17 edition of the Cubicle GM NFL Power Rankings.  Every Tuesday since September, you have been treated to composite NFL Power Rankings from members of our team, as well as a bit of brief insight and analysis about each of the 32 teams.

This week, in honor of the final week of the NFL regular season, you can expect something a bit different.  For Week 17 we’ve taken a look back at each team’s journey throughout the 2009 season, pointing out their highs, lows and overall season rank, which represents where each team falls in the rankings after taking the average of their 16 weekly regular season rankings.

In addition, for all of you who follow a potential playoff team or one that has already clinched, within each team’s rank we have all the scenarios for what it will take for your team to miraculously make the postseason or clinch that first round bye.

As always, the Week 17 rankings are determined by taking the average of each of the contributors here at The Cube.  This week, we have rankings from five members of the Cubicle GM team, including me, Gideon, Mickey, Walker and Smokey.  So remember, if you disagree with some portion of our rankings, be sure to check the individual rankings to find the culprit.

This past Sunday, the previously undefeated Colts decided to rest their starters in the second half and fell to the Jets, while the formerly 13-0 Saints fell for the second straight week, but this time did it by giving up 14 fourth quarter points to the lowly Buccaneers.  Meanwhile, the San Diego Chargers took care of business in Tennessee for their 10th straight victory.  As a result, the Colts stayed on top, but the Chargers jumped the Saints for the No. 2 spot in the ranks.

For the first time in five weeks, the Top 10 did not lose any teams, though there was a bit of movement among those teams. The  Eagles and Patriots both benefited from Minnesota’s loss to Chicago, moving up to No. 4 and No. 5 respectively, while the Vikings fell three spots to No. 7 on the heels of their second straight loss. In addition, the Cardinals and Packers swapped spots at No. 9 and No. 10 in anticipation of their Week 17 and possible playoff matchup.

The bottom six of Detroit, Kansas City, Oakland, Tampa Bay, St. Louis and Seattle changed again this week, as Cleveland made a huge jump to No. 24 after their third straight victory, this one over the Raiders.  Oakland dropped to No. 27 after that loss, but did not finish far behind Washington, who looked helpless again this week. And as it has been 12 of the 16 weeks this year, St. Louis stayed put at the very bottom. Continue reading →

Now I Know How Natalie Imbruglia Feels

Nothings fine, she's torn

what was all that "lying naked on the floor" talk, Natalie?

For all my wacky antics, I’m a guy who generally likes routines. Compartment-alizing my life helps keep things nice and tidy and that makes it all much more manageable. Take the Carolina Panthers, for example. So far, there’s been three major chapters in my life vis a vis the Cats. The honeymoon period from the the mid to late 1990s when the team was founded and burst forth on to the NFL scene. My Dark Period, wherein all sports fell by the wayside while my love for making movies and wearing courds took over. Finally, there was the Relapse/Rebirth Period, from its humble beginnings in a motorcycle bar in Winston-Salem and the magical Super Bowl run that followed, up to and including last year’s thrilling last-second win in San Diego.

January 10th, 2009 felt like the end of a chapter to me. The Panthers loss to the Arizona Cardinals at the hands of Jake Delhomme provided me with nine months to marinate on my emotions towards the franchise. By summer the scars had gnarled over and I was ready to talk myself into another stellar year. Heck, we were returning 21 of 22 starters from a 12-4 team; what could possibly go wrong? Continue reading →